i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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