This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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