Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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