See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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