i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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