i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Dicks are not precious.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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