Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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