Walk of Shame. In a state park.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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