all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my vagina is haunted
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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