Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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