Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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