he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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