okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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