yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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