Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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