My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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