it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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