That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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