he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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