Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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