so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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