margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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