butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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