: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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