sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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