Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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