Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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