Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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