We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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