He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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