your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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