I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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