i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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