so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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