physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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