is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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