Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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