Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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