now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am spending my child support on dildos
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
MIDGETS
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Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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