I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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