ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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