FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you win again, gameday.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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