Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wish i was in the wii world.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
