ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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