i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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