Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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