I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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