I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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