addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there was a trapeze. enough said
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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