Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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