I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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