I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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