Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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