Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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