Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Randomize