i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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