im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
