I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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